How to Smoke a Commission!

You're about to become a real patron of

the arts, baby! Way to go!

See something you like that your annoying, drunk ass girlfriend already snagged? No worries!

I'll make it again, but with some "original" touches that you ask for ... color, positioning, wording
Let's get together and go over them

Lost your mind and have an idea of something totally original you'd like to have made for you ... or as a gift for a victim?

HOW TO SMOKE A COMMISSION WITH TOTO

Tell Toto about your shocking idea. He can't wait!
We'll confirm, in writing, all the exciting details
Then Toto will determine a price and a projected completion date
Then ... half down on the price
And finally ... the other half on the final, awesome piece of art, baby! You now own a bespoke "Toto!"

Cheers, patron of the arts!